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It's Not F*cking Aliens Socks — TE.SOCK-01

$28.76 CAD

The official foot armor for any researcher who refuses to believe in little green men.

These comfortable crew socks feature a bold: "IT'S NOT F**KING ALIENS." They are the perfect, subtle way to signal that you understand the true answers to historical mysteries are always Earth-based.

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  • 200 Needle flat knit
  • No White Lines When Worn
  • Full Color Artwork
  • Made from Recycled Plastic Bottles
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • One size fits most

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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