It's Not F*cking Ghosts CAP — BT.CAP-01

$44.90 NZD

The official headwear for every skeptical investigator who believes in science over spectral sightings.

This classic dad cap features the definitive, embroidered declaration: "IT'S NOT F**KING GHOSTS." It's ideal for shielding your eyes during research or for silently signaling to others that you understand the truth about cold spots and strange noises is always mundane (e.g., bad wiring, wind, or CO).

Stay shaded, stay skeptical.

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  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
  • One size fits most
  • Buckle Closure

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.